Time to nut up, or shut up

Zombieland Verse:
I don't do names, call me Tallahassee.
I'm in the ass kicking business, and on a mission to find the last fucking box of twinkies. Believe it or not Twinkies do have an expiration date, and life's little Twinkie gauge is goin' on.. Empty...
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Father on a Hunt AU:
No name's. Call me Tallahassee. I travel the states. Why? I'm a 'freelance' worker. Pickin' up odd jobs to get by. Word of advice? Don't piss me off.
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M!A: None.
((Indie RP/ask blog. Please read the about & verses, rules pages before anything. Also mun is over 18+ This blog is smut free, but there will more than likely be gore, violence, and all of that jazz.))
((I track wherestheeffingtwinkies))
FC: Woody Harrelson